5th Floor, Sage, Elevator Conversations

Hi there, you have curly brown hair and glasses, and we’ve talked in the elevators several times. You were always nice and said hi first.  I just realized I never introduced myself, if by some random chance you stumble across this, hi, I’m Natalie.

To the homeless dog on Mill Avenue yesterday

Damn boy, you is so fine. You got me trippin’ boo boo. You need to ditch your owner and get with a real man. He can’t even provide you with proper shelter. I gots a jar of peanut butter back at home with yo name on it. Woof woof ;)

I said Hi, should have said more (to Mallory)

After the Accounting test in MUR 101 tonight (Friday) we got out at the same time, and I said hi and we chatted for a seconds. I asked if you wanted to get food, but you said you weren’t hungry. I took that as a go away, but maybe you just weren’t hungry haha. I wished I had asked for your number, or at least given you mine to see if you were interested. If anyone knows a short blonde girl named Mallory (wears glasses sometimes) let her know about this.

sexy asian boy

To the sexy asian guy who dresses hella.fucking.well., I always see you walking outside of LSE.

I would say hi, but you have a girlfriend.

Leave her for me?

Cute girl in the hassy elevator

The girl wearing the black and white striped top.  It was a quiet 6 floors down. I should have said something.

Dear girl in Barrett

I think this is the Agave dorms, first floor in the tv room. It’s night you were wearing shorts and a white shirt. Had glasses and long blond hair. I was the one in the blue shirt watching family guy. I should’ve asked for your name at least. 4/23

to all the beautiful girls on campus

I’ll speak for all the men here…we would love to say hi but all you girls do it stare at your stupid Iphones the whole time you are on campus! Put them down and you might meet someone special!

i was comatose in the z-tejas bathroom. you sang 90s hyperballads while forcefeeding me chipotle and four lokos. i tried to quote my favorite cathy strips at you but all that came out were clicks and gurgles. my kids need a father figure. meet me atop lse at midnight with an armful of creedence tapes and i will know you are the one for me.

To the belly dancers at the MU

I walked by the MU today and was blown away by your belly dancing performance, although I wish you were blowing on my pussy if you know what I mean. I had to go to my apartment and change because my panties were completely drenched. Whats yo name gurl, whats yo numba. Shoulda said hi :/

It was monday night- I was walking to my car from the campus shuttle on Forest mall, and you skated past me on your skateboard. We had one of those “oh wow” eye contact moments as you left. Wish you’d stopped for a second and said hello.

To the blonde guy with stone gauges and a beard who asked me to go to bible study

I’m not religious, but you were hot and looked at me like you liked me. I wish I knew if you were gay or not.

Girl who just walked in pvw

ive seen you around think your pretty cute. Pretty sure you noticed me. I shoulda said hi :(

Hassa Girl

Around 10 A.M Beautiful eyes nice brown hair finally had a chance, but hey :D I guess I shoulda said hi :D

Guy in MU in blue shorts…

Tie Dye & Tattoos

Saw you today while I was giving a campus tour…tie dye tank and tattoos on one of your arms that I could see…jeans and sperry’s. Overall, thumbs up. Couldn’t say hi since I was escorting 10+ prospectives around campus. So, hey, you’re really cute.